Today I would like to tell you about a guy I was in college with. Why?
Hell, even I don’t have the faintest of idea. I was going through my previous mails, mails from last one and a half year, and I read all his mails and I couldn't help laughing though I really really dislike him.
He was my senior and we always thought he used to like one of my friends. Well because he used to actually stare at her all the time. He even offered to give her the inside information about the backlog papers, I remember we teased her a lot about it. Little did I know that all this is going to come back to me.
We called him the 'Bikini Hero'. When we went to Goa for a college trip for 5 days, we went to a beach and there he was in a pink jockey.I mean, come on, which guy wears pink, baby pink with flowers on it. That’s when we prefixed the word Bikini to him.
I used to get anonymous mails from an email id called 'alwaysurs' with all stupid sentences like 'You look good in your red tee. You look good when you smile' and stuff. Equally sad. I knew it was him. He should have gone back to high school.
On the last day of the college he gave me a love letter. I guess he was nervous. He gave me a paper with a list of telephone numbers instead. He came back within 2 minutes and exchanged the paper. I don't know how i suppressed my laughter. He went away without saying a word.
After I finished college, his mails continued, some how he got my Office id and started mailing me there as well. Once I was so pissed off, I told him I’ll take police action if this doesn't stop.
Wanna guess his answer?
'I am so sorry, but I can’t help myself. I'll always wish the best for you. But I want to wish you on 3 special days. Your birthday, friendship day and Valentines Day.'
Why the hell should you wish me on Valentines Day. Anyways he kept the promise.
The last mail I received from him was on my Birthday (22nd apr).
And part of it goes like this
"How have u been? Hope every thing is fine at ur end.
Could you pls give me an alternate e-mail id where I can mail you.I would want to wish you on every birthday of yours till the end of my life.
Buh no way i could reply him...dont wanna b intouch with him...
" LOL. Whatever!!!
After writing so much i wonder how could i write about him in here.... :D
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