Wednesday, 4 July 2007

Enough Room To Swing a Cat...

Speaking to a friend this morning, we somehow got from the topic of hairdressers, to ‘throwing things at people’

It is said, that at some point in time before she was around… her Mum threw an iron at her Dad.

Unusual, as she is usually a very laid back person and it takes a lot to get her mad…but something obviously pushed her to her limit…perhaps her Dad didn’t like the way she was ironing his shirt. Anyway, luckily for her Dad, the iron was still plugged into the wall and just bounced back in a cartoon kind of way.

A briefcase was her other weapon, throwing it so hard that it kind of stuck in the wall with it’s pointed little edge!I think my friend should be careful in future not to annoy her too much though she is away from home !!!! :D

I think that if i was going to throw something at someone, it would be a cat.

Not to do damage to the cat at all, but you know, they do always land on their feet, so it probably wouldn’t get hurt…. but imagine Kiddy and Snoopy(once my cats) flying through the air at you, claws unsheathed, grabbing on to you as they fly through the air…. yes, that would hurt.. and that is why the cat is my weapon of choice.

What would you chose to throw at someone, and why?

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